This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!
by jakesony December 29, 2007
Get the filthy cuban mug.Involving necrophilia, the Filthy Nigel involves digging up a fresh grave and extracting the lungs from the corpse (only on any Thursday of the month). Then you take a shit in the lungs (hopefully they haven't decayed too much). After the lungs are filled with shit, the tubes are used as a sexual orifice, filling the lungs with semen in addition to shit.
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
If you feel sick while performing the Filthy Nigel, simply use the lungs. After everything is completed, bake the lungs at 350 degrees fahrenheit for a day and a half, and enjoy!
"That Filthy Nigel made out of Sarah's mom was delicious! Better than any kind of Haggis I've ever tried."
by Filthy Nigel March 22, 2009
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Get the Filletbia mug.Filling the gas tank is when you stick your dick into someone's ass (male or female) and proceed to piss.
Cade: I got laid last night.
Owen: Yeah right, by who?
Cade: Bronwynn let me try Filling the gas tank
Owen: 🅱oi
Owen: Yeah right, by who?
Cade: Bronwynn let me try Filling the gas tank
Owen: 🅱oi
by Loaf of Beans June 15, 2018
Get the Filling The Gas Tank mug.A term to describe a person who exhibits disgusting and/or repulsive characteristics of moral or physical character.. or both.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
Can also be used to describe a place/country/setting.. etc.
two friends on vacation in Bangkok:
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
friend 1: dude, lets go get us some legit foot massage, my feet are hurting from all the walking around
friend 2: nah man, think of how many nasty ass feet these people touch every day. its disgusting.
friend 1: oh, but you're totally ok with having a bar girl suck your dick with no condom on you fucking filth bucket.
friend 2: don't judge me bro
by yourmomsboyfriend January 1, 2019
Get the filth bucket mug.A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.
A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.
I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.
Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.
At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.
I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.
Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.
At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)
by rustytango May 9, 2009
Get the Seat Fillers mug.Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.
"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."
by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008
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