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mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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henry fu

she is the beautiful girl in the world, she is always very crazy and quite weird. She likes inappropriate stuff and makes dirty jokes she never says the word 'no' and will always give boys chances. this is because she is low key a slut she is extremely bubbly and loves making new friends. she will always feel bad for no apparent reason. She is ALWAYS on her computer playing video games and watching anime bc what a weeb! she thinks she isn't sporty, but sports is in her blood. She is probably on of the most fit person you have ever known!

she is great at languages, especially chinese, and is a very social person. She never cares about how she looks and rarely showers. When she does shower, she does it well bc scrub scrub motherfucker. She is very beautiful but doesn't think highly of herself and is very insecure.

She is always very generous and always gives rather than accepts gifts. She is absolutely amazing at singing and dancing. she loves ballet. Music is her life. She will be a person who plays many many many instruments. She is very rich and comes from a great family who respects god, even though her family preaches and believes she doesn't really believe or care. even though she does because she is a seriously devout christian. amen. She can be very mean but you gotta love her! She is EXTREMELY brave and loves everyone! Literally everyone. She is the love of my life. I love you henry. I know you're reading this my hunny bunny
side hoe #1: hey are you dating henry fu
main hoe: yeah back off slut
side hoes #1-100: ok fine whatever

side hoes #1-100: listens to "someone like you" on repeat
by Stormmmmmm May 21, 2018
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fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
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Fu-gee-la

BOOB SWEAT

The sweat under your boobs
"omg it's so hot that my Fu-gee-la is sweating"
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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
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Fu Q

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.
Whadja name your car?” “Fu Q” “Haha that’s sick” “Mom thinks she’s so smart
by pro2a July 15, 2020
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