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ereptile dysfunction 

A person (mostly a man) who has an irrational fear of any reptile.
Man1: Dude check out that turtle. Man2: Oh Hell No!!! Keep that away!!! I have extreme ereptile dysfunction!
ereptile dysfunction by Glennzigx November 29, 2016
THIS FUCKING SHIP RUINED MY WHOLE LIFE.
ERERI IS THE WORST SHIP EVER.
IF I'VE HEAR SOMEONE IN THAT SAYS HE LIKES ERERI,
I'LL FREAK OUT.

IF ERERI WILL BE CANON,
I'LL FREAK OUT THEN I'LL AREST THE CREATOR.
IF ERERI WILL BE CANON AND I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE,
i will suicide.
Ereri by RandomChild123 May 26, 2021

erection 

flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering
Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction
erection by instafindafailare February 23, 2011

erecticide 

A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.
Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.
erecticide by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Erectile Destruction 

The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.
Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."
The sexist intellectual to ever exist
A person with a sublime mind who will plunge the world into eternal sexinesses and order

Or

Someone who is completely insane

Or both
He is an Erez dont mess with him either way he will mess with your psyche
Erez by Lamb of lambs April 16, 2023