Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Crypto Sceptic

A person who is sceptical of Bitcoin, Ethereum and other crypto currencies, usually because they are salty that they didn't invest sooner and are jealous that people are making money because they were intelligent.

Dude, my bitcoin is now worth $4000 I only invested $100. Well it will go down soon enough. Wow man why are you such a Crypto Sceptic

by Lachlan Mateo Regalo May 23, 2021

craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

by steve austin July 21, 2004

craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

Criptastic

Combination of the words Crippled and Fantastic. Referring to someone who is physically disabled and displays a general awesomeness.

That girl over there is totally criptastic!

by AG1987 February 4, 2010

Craption

A shit action movie

Josh: "Hey have any of youse cunts seen Seagal in his latest craption movie?"
Tom: "nah, any good?"
Josh: "Nah mate"

by PabloThePotter June 17, 2013