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Computer

A machine used for porn and facebook
Come look at porn then check your facebook (computer)
by frankthekill July 6, 2011
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Computer Engineering

A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.

Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.
“Dude u from computer engineering?”
Yeah bro
Cool dude, now repair my laptop”
by guessmybinary December 20, 2018
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tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.
Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???
by Kevin S. January 6, 2005
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mac computer

the most homosexual item ever released onto the market. people who bu these computers are undecidedly gay and unable to perfom basic boby operations properly.
by steve jobs smells bad July 20, 2008
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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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computer

A tool designed to accelerate, and automate, errors.
My computer accelerated, and automated, errors on itself!
by Chronomein October 5, 2005
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CompuHigh

An online school. It can be found at www.compuhigh.com
CompuHigh is an online school.
by Moshe A. December 27, 2004
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