Cigarista

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista

1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars

by enbediz March 8, 2010

cigarskunk

(n) a human-shaped creature highly addicted to highly toxic cigars and even more toxic conversation, usually seen dressed in business suits and shouting conservative slogans.

I saw that Rush Limbaugh at the Hellfire Club last night. His cigar-smoke was all over the damned place. Now there's a real cigarskunk.

by Norfenflupple July 10, 2010

lol cigarette

A funny cigarette with which doin nothin has never be so amazing.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.

- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"

- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"

by EssBe75 June 15, 2008

cigareet

A derrogatory term for cigarettes. Simie hinting to the reet sound made by piglets.

Ciga REEEET!

by PISKETTI March 1, 2004

electric cigarette

A marijuana cigarette, usually hand rolled.

They call 'em electric cigarettes cause they buzz your mind

by Jody C. May 23, 2008

do you have any cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

by MMD March 11, 2006

cigarette

An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005