California Sweet Stick

When you have a fruit-rollup on your dick and a girl gives you head.

-Antony

She gave me a California sweet stick yesterday.

by Bastasauce April 25, 2010

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

Maven Calore

Maven Calore, nicknamed Mavey, was a beautiful bisexual boy who didn’t deserve (spoiler alert) to die. He was a perfect person with the ability to make anyone fall for him. He had blue eyes and black hair and was my soulmate.

Person 1 “Look over there it’s Maven Calore”
Person 2 “Damn, he is hot.”

by htimsyeliah February 20, 2020

rescue call

A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?

by wvdrtnsf May 3, 2009

Luh calm fit

AKA: Calm luh fit

Slang for "Little calm fit" or "Calm little fit"

Used to describe an outfit that is "nun too crazy" or in other words: an outfit that is very plain or thrown together for the sake of being comfortable.

Also used sarcastically for an outfit that is over the top and opposite of a "calm little fit".

"I'm wearin' a luh calm fit nun ' to extreme "

by wumi October 7, 2023

Caleb Leblanc

Caleb Logan LeBlanc was one of the stars of the famous YouTube channel Bratayley. He was born on July 16th 2002 but sadly passed away on October 1st 2015 because of an undetected heart disease. He has two sisters named Annie LeBlanc and Hayley LeBlanc. He was known for having a gaming channel and posting videos of himself and friends playing Minecraft. He also has an Instagram called @iamabakedpotato

Caleb Leblanc was such a sweet boy. Such a shame he passed.

by Hannie shipper;) June 7, 2018

Dirty Caleb

Dirty Caleb is a freak. Has a perfect dong and likes to be aggressive. He’ll make your legs shake so you can’t walk

She wants nothing more in life than dirty Caleb

by I love girls and boobies April 14, 2020