Blonde Devil

A very hot blonde chick that you dated.
In fact it was perfect until she turned into a raging sociopath and started taking offense at everything you said. Therefore killing your desire to live or even eat or sleep. Truly evil.

Note: can possibly be stopped with food and crappy music.

Everything was going so great for Alayna and I, then one day out of nowhere she kills my dogs, cats, and parents...All because I waited to give her Valentine's present after school. She had truly turned into the Blonde Devil.

Blonde Devil by MassaRee August 9, 2008

Jane Blonde, OOH 

A female who is like the feminine version of James Bond, ie, very good looking, extremely intelligent, super athletic. OOH! Double O, H. Double O Heaven!

DAWG: Damn! Look at that bitch Brutha.

BRUTHA: Yea, I met her already, dude. She speaks 12 languages. Tito Ortiz gave a seminar at the Jeet Kune Dojo, and she was there. Flirtisha's her name. Anyway, Tito grabbed her ass and she instantly beat his!

DAWG: No way!

BRUTHA: Hey, I was there. Jane Blonde, OOH!

Jane Blonde, OOH by Chuck Liddell June 11, 2006

Aeroplane Blonde 

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

Aeroplane Blonde by Bougmont August 4, 2008

blenda 

A part weed, part tobacco blunt rolled in a black n mild. take all the tobacco from the black out to the tip, then carefully fill it with weed n black, alternating them. pack it down n fill it, light it, n enjoy.

yo kid, go pack a blenda. we bouta get cheefffy tonight son.

blenda by murdamase--cjizzle July 27, 2009

Blonde Blind 

Being "blonde blind" refers to the tendency for many men to ignore or be oblivious to a woman's less-than-attractive facial features just because she has blonde hair. This blindness is especially profound when the woman also has large breasts or is wearing enough make-up to further the illusion of attractiveness. Often, prettier brunettes and red-heads are ignored by men altogether if these women are in the company of, or are in close proximity to, a girl with any shade of blonde hair, no matter what the blonde looks like facially.

Eddie could tell his jockish friends were blonde blinded by the girl sitting at the bar. They were ignoring the gorgeous brunette behind the counter just to ogle the bleach blonde with horse-teeth, a hooked nose, and way too much make-up.

Blonde Blind by GoodTaste November 2, 2012

blanded 

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

blanded by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007

Marlon Blando 

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

Marlon Blando by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006