Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Bless

Slang, alternative to thanks or good looks

Here’s some fried eggs I know you got munchies.
Ah, bless

by Spice Latte June 30, 2020

blacklight blessing

A blessing amidst a tragedy. One that you have to look to find, it isn't obvious or immediate.

My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.

by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009

blessy bless

Some sexy ass Jamaican girl from Hawaii with a cute smile and a lot of hair .

That's that Blessy bless girl from Harlem with the accent.

by Misunderstood123 August 28, 2016

Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.

"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."

by Zexan May 23, 2018

good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "

by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018

Blessed

Synonymous to weird

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?

by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022