Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009

awkward

1. used to describe a situtation in which two people of the opposite sex are said to be an "item," when they are actually just really flirtatious. the ex-boyfriend of the girl and the boy's best friend should be standing directly behind them
2. borderline illegal

Person 1: Something really awkward happened this morning.
Person 2: Oh man, I wasn't there.
Person 1: Oh it was good!
Person 2: Did you videotape it?
Person 1: Ahh, I should have. Yeah, that definitely wouldn't have been awkward, weird, or stalkerish at all.

by Lara Meann December 11, 2006

awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

by Richard Howard May 13, 2005

Awkward Boy

A kid whose friend tries to hook you up with by using a naked picture of him on someone else's phone. Usually accompanied by an awkward conversation over the internet using the word 'awkward' many times..

omg it's Awkward Boy!

Dude... is he straight?

i <3 Awkward Boy!

by pretzelpieee March 24, 2008

Awkward Ashley

This phrase describes a situation, one can have an "awkward ashley" moment. This situation usually involves long periods of silence after someone makes a comment or does something that creates possible tension and nervousness for all involved. Often times one can interject their own name into the phrase, i.e. "Awkward Jane", however it has been found that "Awkward Ashley" flows much easier for 92% of the population.

You tell a story and no one laughs. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You make an non-PC comment and everyone is silent. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You show up to a party uninvited but felt that it was ok because you knew most of the people there and the host doesn't acknowledge your presence. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You get the idea..

by Awkward Ashley April 21, 2008

Awkward Turtle

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.

Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009

awkward turtles

imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in

woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born

by coolkids03 December 16, 2008