vapour lock

When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.

"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."

by Porksword 6 December 10, 2005

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vapor lock

Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.

1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.

by Mitchell man August 20, 2008

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f-lock

Abbreviation for "friend-lock." On livejournal, the act of locking a post so that only users you choose can read it.

"Aren't you worried about just anyone being able to read that rant about your boss?"

"Nah, I f-locked that post."

by beatricks December 17, 2008

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Louisiana Lip Lock

When a man does a good job performing oral sex on a woman, she will wrap her legs around his head, locking his lips against hers. If the lady's legs are wrapped tight enough, the man's air supply will be cut off causing him to suck harder to try to get air in his lungs, creating increased pleasure for the female.

I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she liked it so much, she put me in the Louisiana Lip Lock.

by El Dawg March 6, 2012

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