Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

personality penis

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.

"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

by HiDefStatic March 29, 2020

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 30, 2022

Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”

by dobbster June 4, 2023

penecular penis

penecular penis, is a penis that is shaped in a wavy form, such as wavy hair. But instead of being wavy hair, you have a wavy penis, in other words penecular penis

Girl 1- Did you see that guys penis? Girl 2- Ya! it was very wavy Girl 1- You mean a penecular penis? Girl 2- Yes!

by Alfred50 August 4, 2010

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 20, 2023