catch me outside how bout dat 

when you want to meet someone outside to fight
also popular from doctor phil

hey susan catch me outside how bout dat

catch me outside how bout dat by gracetheboss132657902774 February 2, 2017

Catfish 

Someone who pretends to be someone else, especially on the internet. Found on anywhere from instagram to twitter to chat sites, these people use fake pictures to disguise who they are. A synonym for this in some situations may be "troll" because the majority of catfish out there are simply out to troll others, while others have their own reasons for this approach. Often catfish, once discovered, are faced with people full of annoyance and frustration at being "catfishes"

Matt: Ah man that chick Kasey I liked was a catfish all along. Even the booty was fake!
Mark: Ah duuuuuddeee that sucks lets go get you a real girl with a real booty.

Catfish by callmeardilla September 6, 2015

Cattail 

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

caterpillin 

verb.

1. hanging around indoors, instead of going out (with friends, to the club, etc)
2. refusing to be a social butterfly
3. chillin like a villain

noun.

4. the act of residing in one's own comfy, blanket-wrapped, cocoon-like state to avoid having to go outside, to evade people likely to inflict peer pressure, and/or to eliminate the need to get dressed up or even shower

from 'caterpillin,' a song by Licki Ucroj:

"when you home chillin like a villain
we call that ish caterpillin
sittin in yo room
ain't no social butterfly: you ain't gotta bloom

wrapped up in a blanky;

comfy, not sweaty or stanky;

ain't out catchin cold,

so you won't need no hanky
ain't even gotta prep or groom
'cuz you caterpillin in your own cocoon"

caterpillin by Licki Ucroj October 13, 2010

Catch you on the flip flop 

A phrase coined during the 1960s and 1970s trucker Citizen's Band (CB) culture. It literally means "I'll contact you on the return trip." If two long-haul truck drivers regularly make opposing trips, their path will eventually meet on each iteration of the trip. This term is virtually interchangeable with catch you on the flip side.

...we're gonna back on out of here. So, keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail. We'll catch you on the flip flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. Bye bye.

Catch you on the flip flop by jcookeman December 16, 2008

Catbagan 

The act of trying to pick up women.

Yo, check it, me and my boyz was out Friday night at the club catbagan and I ended up taking this fine-ass girl home.

Catbagan by MC DJS October 3, 2005

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

catch'n'dry by Niggadicks July 4, 2006