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Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.
Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.
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Holly (fried chicken)

A type of fried chicken who claims that holly is not chicken but that they are chicken and one with the chicken of fried chicken lore….
I’m going to eat holly (fried chicken)

Cheesing the Chicken

The act of putting 2 pounds of cheddar up a rotisserie chicken’s ass.
My girlfriend was disappointed when I was cheesing the chicken this year.

Oh hunny chicken pot pie

Like oh wow but oh hunny chicken pot pie
“Your big

Oh hunny chicken pot pie
Oh hunny chicken pot pie by Sop67 December 22, 2025

Like A Chicken On A Thursday

Man, John you haven't turned in your homework yet? You like a chicken on a thursday bro!

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

When Americans are starving with Trump attacks Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Somalia, Nigeria, etc.

"The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla

Take Your Chicken To The Bank

Old Southern phrase similar to “get outta here"
Person 1: Did you know they have begun higher taxes on the top 1% to pay for universal healthcare?
Person 2: Girlll take your chicken to the bank