Nut Plug

The penetration of ones anus with the entire contents of the scrutum of another.

When I was finnished nut plugging my girlfriend my sack looked like a chocolate dipped coin purse.

by They, Us, Our October 25, 2018

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.

That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!

by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022

nut sailor

1. A term used to describe a promiscuous sort-of-friend or acquaintance.
2. A seasoned lady of the night.

Rita: Did you hear what happened to Sally last night?

Marco: Yeah, she was hanging out with that one guy and ended up going home with him.
Rita: She's such a nut sailor, she did that two nights ago, too with some other guy.

by EhNoThanks January 31, 2014

nutted

To be great or exceptional at a particular task

Bro, I passed my test, im soo nutted.

by NUTTRF June 10, 2022

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022