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Preseason 

Also known as hell. No matter what sport you play the first week or so of preseason sucks.
"Get on the line!"

"Oh great we have some preseason sprints to do!"
Preseason by amerbamer August 20, 2013

No Nut November Preseason

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

bun in preseason 

A euphemism for a person being pregnant, specifically referring to the unborn child.
Person 1: Do you think she's pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah she totally has a bun in preseason.
bun in preseason by SvenLeven November 21, 2020

Pre-season Jargle 

when a tv series or something similar does a bunch of weird random stuff before the new season starts
sorry for the pre-season jargle
Pre-season Jargle by PerfectPeridot December 7, 2020

Denny Presson 

funny, querky, creative, witty, and a highly intelligent person who impossible to hate because he is always there for his friends when they need him the most and always puts a smile on peoples faces. comes off as shy but once you get to know him you never want to stop being his friend. yet despite these characteristics this awesome guy still doesnt know how amazing he really is.
was that a ray of sunshine or did Denny Presson just walk into the room?
Denny Presson by bball442770 February 18, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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