Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.

What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom

by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023

Tiny Tim

You know that one short friend in your friend group

Hey Tiny Tim get over here

by TZORizzypie October 3, 2023

Tiny Brain

An individual who is narrow minded and uncaring about impact other than their own delusional view or belief. Often causing harm, screaming incoherently with no sense and unable to have a single selfless thought.

That tiny brain’s bitch threw shade at a man who got shot for sharing an opinion. Those tiny brain’d people cut a man’s hands off for stealing when they stole all his money.

by Aknownmouse September 11, 2025

tiny crumb

a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb

someone : “omg is that a crumb?”

me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”

by sengay101 :) November 9, 2019

Tiny

Your penis

it’s tiny!

by bigtitmilk January 28, 2021

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

Tiny Jid

A tiny Jid is a small creature native to Wymondham but has migrated to the West Midlands. You can find a Tiny Jid working in a massive fast food chain or attacking elderly civillians for drug money to fuel its massive drug addiction, normally a nocturnal creature, it can sometimes be seen during the day. Although this tiny skittish creature may look very pretty, approachable and harmless, DO NOT approach under any circumstances, for like the Honey badger, although this creature is small it is VERY violent and dangerous and will attack on site. A Tiny Jib can be identified by the look of disdain on its face, it's various changing hair colours and skittish nature. DO NOT APPROACH.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT IS THAT A TINY JID????

Guy 2: stay calm, keep your drugs in your pocket and eye contact maintained and back away slowly.

by MrJinnMan October 17, 2022