The baguette queen
The baguette queen by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019
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The grim queefer
The grim queefer is summoned when a group of at least three women queef in a circle four times in unison. The grim queefer is known for killing women who queef excessively.
At the girls sleepover, they tried to summon the grim queefer but there were only two so they scissored instead
The grim queefer by Jmcddd October 27, 2023
asking the big questions
Someone who asks questions that are at a whole different level of understanding than the rest of the audience.
Sandy: Why does 1 + 1 = 2 Mr Teacher?
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
John: When did you decide you were going to teach 6 year olds what could barely pass as arithmetic instead of following your dreams of becoming an astronaut Mr teacher?
Mike: *nudging tony* John asking the big questions
*Tony nods in agreement*
asking the big questions by 1Head April 22, 2019
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by Jwarren123 February 23, 2021
the duck quacks at midnight
A specific throwing technique (to cause an opponent to fall to the ground under the control of the thrower) developed to be used in the sport of Judo that involves the thrower to sacrifice his/her body to the ground in a rolling action during the throw.
The throw is not part of the original set of Judo techniques originally developed by Jigoro Kano. The only known practitioners of this technique learned it from the technique's creator, or one of his students.
Judo practitioners might consider the technique to be a combination/cross between yoko-gake, sumi-gaeshi, and uchi-maki-komi. Other practitioners may see a relationship to other known and accepted judo techniques. While the technique is not currently recognized as a legal throw for competition, there is no aspect of the throw, when done correctly, that violates the current International Judo Federation rules on acceptable actions, and does not contain any action prohibited by said body.
Credit for its creation goes to the Huntsville Judo Club of Huntsville, AL, its instructors, and students (past and present) who have worked diligently to fine-tune the mechanics and physics of the throw.
The throw is not part of the original set of Judo techniques originally developed by Jigoro Kano. The only known practitioners of this technique learned it from the technique's creator, or one of his students.
Judo practitioners might consider the technique to be a combination/cross between yoko-gake, sumi-gaeshi, and uchi-maki-komi. Other practitioners may see a relationship to other known and accepted judo techniques. While the technique is not currently recognized as a legal throw for competition, there is no aspect of the throw, when done correctly, that violates the current International Judo Federation rules on acceptable actions, and does not contain any action prohibited by said body.
Credit for its creation goes to the Huntsville Judo Club of Huntsville, AL, its instructors, and students (past and present) who have worked diligently to fine-tune the mechanics and physics of the throw.
Sensei: Ok, now I'll teach you "The Duck Quacks at Midnight"
Student: tha wha?
Class: <laughter>
<Sensei demonstrates throw>
Class in unison: WHOA!
Student: tha wha?
Class: <laughter>
<Sensei demonstrates throw>
Class in unison: WHOA!
the duck quacks at midnight by Terristen June 9, 2009
The Jersey Quiff
The Jersey Quiff by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010
The Red Queen
A gorgeous girl with a smile that brightens your darkest days. A fiesty with a kick-ass attitude that will leave you half baked. She is a blessing with a curse and you can't help but love her because she means well. If you can manage to find an Alice, be sure to thank the lord for blessing you with an unparalleled work of art whose unique beauty is sui generis.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
The Red Queen:The red queen was really funny, but she was bonkers.
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
The Red Queen by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017