A gorgeous girl with a smile that brightens your darkest days. A fiesty with a kick-ass attitude that will leave you half baked. She is a blessing with a curse and you can't help but love her because she means well. If you can manage to find an Alice, be sure to thank the lord for blessing you with an unparalleled work of art whose unique beauty is sui generis.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
The Red Queen:The red queen was really funny, but she was bonkers.
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017
"Who's the Red Queen?"
"State of the art artifical intelligence. She is the computer which controls the hive"
"State of the art artifical intelligence. She is the computer which controls the hive"
by ReD queen November 27, 2004
A super bitch. Very polite and completely evil under a "looking out for you" guise. Will stab you in the back, just to get you to turn around so they can stab you in the front.
The boss pulled a red queen on me today, calling me up in the meeting and then criticizing my presentation as if I were a 12 year old.
by Sooxie March 11, 2009
I was watching my buddies play C.O.D., and one of my friends got a one shot, sniper kill to his opponent's head. I saw this great shot and I thought about the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland that would yell, "Off with his head!"
So a Red Queen is when someone simply gets a one head shot kill with a sniper rifle, and it's "off with his head!"
So a Red Queen is when someone simply gets a one head shot kill with a sniper rifle, and it's "off with his head!"
Guy A: "Dude, I didn't even see you! How did you kill me?"
Guy B: "I Red Queened you from the upstairs window."
Guy B: "I Red Queened you from the upstairs window."
by Mr.Clean0624 August 14, 2011
An ugly chuckleheaded floozy with no values. A malformed nasty girl who hates the world for her misfortunes and has her eyes set on Alices boyfriend Jose and wants him all for herself. They once had a so called ON and OFF relationship and now he likes Alice she decided she wants him back. The Red Queen can have him back, Alice is not holding him against his will because Alice is lit and doesn't give a damn.
The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
Red Queen: "you should know the difference between secrets and lies".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
by Queen of Hearts....Alice August 22, 2017
to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
by TinoFett June 9, 2006
An amazing book series featuring 5 books: Red Queen, Glass Sword, King’s Cage, War Storm, Broken Throne. It is about Mare Barrow, Cal Calore, Maven Calore and many other characters. I recommend reading it.
by itsmehun May 6, 2019