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A gorgeous girl with a smile that brightens your darkest days. A fiesty with a kick-ass attitude that will leave you half baked. She is a blessing with a curse and you can't help but love her because she means well. If you can manage to find an Alice, be sure to thank the lord for blessing you with an unparalleled work of art whose unique beauty is sui generis.
She's not perfect, but hey who is.....must admit thought she gives deep throat blow jobs a whole new meaning, blows your mind to Gibraltar. Anyone that sees her mistaken her for the Red Queen. She's short with a gigantic bulbous head, fair skin, red hair and blue eyes. If you get on her bad side, she becomes bitter, abusive and slanderous so be nice, always...Finally she's a self acclaimed two faced narcissist who fingers herself whilst watching herself in Alice in wonderland.
The Red Queen:The red queen was really funny, but she was bonkers.
The Red Queen: The truth doesn't matter, it only matters what the people believe.
The Red Queen:"Off with your head"
The Red Queen:"her name is Um, IDIOT!"
The Red Queen: "someone has stolen three of my tarts!"
The Mad Hatter: "I've been considering words that start with the letter M.. Moron, Mutiny, Murder, Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: "Well, we're looking for an A word right now, where is Alice?"
by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017
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A beautiful sweet girl who everyone adores. She's heaven sent and brightens everyones day with her positive energy.
You definitely need an Alice in your life because she's full of knowledge with an imagination that leaves you fantasizing about her. Alice is competitive, trusting, loyal, intelligent and ready to accept the impossible. Daring by nature and quite bold. She tends to take herself seriously especially when the evil Red Queen plots and plans to steal Alices boyfriend,Jose. Simply, Alice isn't threatened by The Red Queen because she has everything in the bank and besides Alice has a Squad that will chew her and spit her out before her next breath. Jose, hold onto Alice, she's nice and innocent and The Red Queen is vile and a distasteful, she does not suit you.

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Alice: "Good morning , how are you today?"
The Red Queen: "Off with her head, she just swore at me!"
by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017
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