cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it

no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

Cone

A girl who loves Nele.

Cone is in love with Nele.

by conezitrone June 21, 2017

cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017

cone

A paper cone that is flicked from the fingers so it sticks into a soft drop-down ceiling.

See also walrus, coning

Ouch! That cone hit my eye!

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023

cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them

Don't make me cone you.

by jessme March 26, 2024