Shlatt

A shlatt can be used to describe someone who is shlanging way too much no kizzy.

(On Shlatt), means no cap

1. Yo shlatt what up?

2. I put that on my big dawgs on shlatt

by Munchowndeez December 11, 2021

bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

Fuck splat

A smear from a ejaculation.

I fuck splatted my bed sheets after she used my beard as a saddle

by Pony feeder April 20, 2014

Ghost Splat

You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions

"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"

by broof September 5, 2014

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

splatter

When you vomit, & the puke goes in every direction.

Jade is pregnant & going through morning sickness. This morning, she splattered ALL over the place before she could even make it to the toilet.

by Candy Grandpre April 6, 2008

splatter platter

Performing oral sex while the recipient is eating a seafood platter and upon orgasm sqirts upon the consumer.

Ruth gave Danny a splatter platter after he brought home a nice sushi dinner.

by Jorge queso October 22, 2010