soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014

Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.

Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.

by Well_Servicing June 13, 2018

Soft Legs

Soft legs is a phrase used to describe women . As to describing Men as Hard legs

Hey dude what you doing later tonight? Nothing Major Just Chill With Some Soft Legs

by ambs18 September 8, 2013

soft break

When a nigga just needs a couple days to chill away from his ho.

Group: does "ho" have an "e" on the end?
Girl: no! Have you never heard of a "street ho" before?

Maybe we should take a soft break from each other.

Ain't nobody gon' take a soft break from me!

by LS Brows September 3, 2016

Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work

The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 10, 2021

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018