Soft jizz

When you jizz with a soft dick

This girl was blowing me with a soft dick and I pulled out a gave her a soft jizz.

by Daniel Rounding January 14, 2017

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience is a stance that divides pseudosciences into two main kinds, soft and hard. Soft pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences that might be considered as science in the future or that cannot be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that doesn't want to be considered as science, such as astral projection, mediumship, deistology, parapsychology, psychic phenomena, mystical experiences, extraphysics, conscientology, multiverses, esoterics, spirituality, religion, divination, occult sciences, spiritual sciences and occultism. While hard pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences because they can be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that wants to predent to be a science, such as flat Earth, climate denial, antivax and homeopathy. And soft pseudosciences can be often referred as parasciences or as extrasciences.

"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."

by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021

Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

Soft Job

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008

Soft Dick Pic

Not to be confused with a dick pic, a soft dick pic is a picture of a male's flaccid dick that is typically transmitted to a woman via sms or email. Women generally crave these soft dick pics and will typically perform fellatio on the male who transmitted the pictures the next time the two come in to contact.

(Insert Female Name #1) "Some guy that calls himself Creepy Steve just sent me a Soft Dick Pic."
(Insert Female Name #2) "Wow, that is awesome! I'm so jealous. Soft dick pics are the ultimate bro move!"
(Insert Female Name #1) "I know. I'm totally going to blow him the next time I see him!"
(Insert Female Name #2) "Totally"

by Creepy Steve October 16, 2012

soft-ass thug

One who is unable to maintain or unwilling to roll with the necessary task at hand (such as the imbibing of copius amounts of alcoholic beverage). One who cracks under pressure, or is unwilling to push the boundaries. One who likes sparkly shit.

"Soft-ass thugs need hugs too."

by Hard-ass Thug December 9, 2005