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poonship

A relationship where two or more people just have sex
guy:hey i really want you to be my girlfriend

girl:ummmmm well can we just keep it at a poonship
by baudilaire February 4, 2010
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poonswitch

jumping from poon to poon, typically, it happens with jews who run out of their hooker money
whoa! whats that jewass lookin jew doing? oh hes just on the poonswitch
by bigrigmofo March 12, 2011
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poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006
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poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"
by Corey Martin May 5, 2007
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ponsen

Ponsen is another word for "making love." This word exists since december 2008 in Zwolle, the capital of the province Overijssel, Holland.
Shall we ponsen?
by Mytz February 23, 2009
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Poon Pressure

Exactly like peer pressure, except when a girl specifically makes you do something you don't want to do.
"Omg, my girlfriend poon pressured my into buying her those news shoes."
by dudeboyman February 26, 2010
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Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 27, 2010
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