pendemic

A pen-pal made during the initial 2020 COVID-19 lockdown; when we realized the difference between a good texter, a clever texter, & good timing.

*Phone buzzes*
"Who's that?"
"Oh, it's the pendemic!"

by pleachchapel December 25, 2022

Peddle stroke

Peddle stroke is the knew word for "wanking"

Son "Dad have you Peddle stroke today?

Dad " gross son" Paused silence "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

by Negan360 February 9, 2023

pendejo peon

ignorant low life bottom of all bottoms

Look at that pendejo peon

by Big dick dangler February 17, 2023

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

penglengers

girl with blonde hair with brown eyes who he thinks is peng

that girl is mighty penglengers innit

by anonymous June 24, 2023

penglengers

girl with blondish hair and brown eyes who he thinks is peng

damn girl ur mighty penglengers innit

by evieisnotmyrealname June 24, 2023

Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.

You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.

by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023