Marcus Aitchison

The Man of your dreams, a mother's crisis and your father's best friend. Best in bed and come and goes with no regrets.

Omg Marcus Aitchison you overly large cock is killing my tight clit.

by Nxndnfhx October 7, 2021

Marcus Dog

Doesn't pee
Physically incapable of peeing

Marcus dog did not pee on everything

by NOTKrissy November 21, 2021

Marcus Brodieus

Not Marcus Aurelius brother.
An alien with supersonic, mind manipulating and shapeshifting power.
Harmless, if not being taunted.
Favourite quote "come play with us" because despite having one body, there's unrecorded number of personality under the conscious mind.

You are as brilliant as Marcus Brodieus
I hope you are Marcus Brodieus
I wish you will devour by Marcus Brodieus
Is it just me or aren't we all want to be Marcus Brodieus?

by Parseas November 23, 2021

Marcus and Jewel

The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!

Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them

Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie

by FsFsmarc November 28, 2021

Marcus Orelias

A writer, songwriter, recording artist, self-published author, video game designer, company owner, actor (I'm sure I'm missing something), great guy, and a GOAT.

Person 1: Did you hear Marcus Orelias is dropping a new project??
Person 2: Marcus Orelias' projects take forever to release but when they do, they're fire! I'm excited.

by 3Anon November 30, 2021

Marcus viks

Big pussy who likes boats

4 seat Rowing boat

Damn man ta on suur Marcus viks

by Bob the bomber January 11, 2022

Marcus Lucas

someone who gets zero females, whilst attracted to red reads and hoes with no morals yet still can't pull

How'd it go with rylie and cassie? Not good i'm Fucking Marcus Lucas

by Steven Hartman January 13, 2022