Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
by JSJoyce July 28, 2009
Get the Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome mug.The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.
I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.
by Hollywood Whiteboys September 29, 2011
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Get the jerk off sock mug.A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
by King Jerk II April 27, 2009
Get the Jerk-off mug.1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.
-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.
2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.
-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.
2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.
"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"
"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"
by Michael Schmidt May 2, 2006
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that nigga gary from action figures can jerk good
i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.
i know he look hella bomb when he go to the floor wiff it.
by Nikowah March 4, 2009
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