Direct Inject

A rude fart in which the culprit doesn't lean to allow the odor to escape, instead farts directly into a seat cushion as if impregnating the fibers with a foul time bomb.

Brian sat, exhaled, and direct injected in my new couch. Brian's a dick.

by cmgc January 1, 2014

directionary

A dictionary that gives you directions as well as definitions.

He uses his directionary to navigate and find words.

by lemmon rack September 18, 2014

Directioner

Fan of One Direction- the best boy-band E V E R.

Boy: Ew, you are a directioner?
Me: Yeah, any problem?

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.

Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010

fresh direct

raw, hardcore sex

I'm going to give it to her fresh direct.

by TheFazz July 17, 2011

baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.

Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.

by A real fucking person December 17, 2013

One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.

Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"

by heliumGAS October 14, 2018