stick your dick in crazy

When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.

Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."

by Wolflord4 June 3, 2018

stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.

He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018

big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

Glass Slipper Dick

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.

Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.

by danijms March 25, 2019

Dominican Donkey Dick

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

I want some Dominican Donkey Dick

by White American Girl August 4, 2022

Dick Broom

Dick Broom is when a man participating in a game of ookie cookie finishes last but he also has a thick, bushy mustache that dusts over the top of the cookie. Much like a cookie duster. Collecting the semen in the mustache.

Dave's mustache totally turned into a dick broom last night.

by red like roses May 25, 2015

vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett May 24, 2016