Here comes the neighborhood 

It's what you say when you see an advertisement for a new development in a part of town that was once cool (see:low rent, dangerous, fun) and you get the hint of dread upon imagining the hoard of NPC yuppies from out of state that will inevitably fill up at least 60% of these polished turd-houses/shit-buildings. ....And all the new traffic that goes along with having several hundred new residents all trying to come and go from the area during certain times of day, in a place without the proper infrastructure to facilitate it.

Someone asks "did you see what they're gonna build down on Gay St?"

You respond (usually prefaced with a sigh that borders on a groan) "Yup. Shame... Here comes the neighborhood"

Here comes the neighborhood by Dr Plop May 14, 2024

Launch Codes 

When you are in a woman’s vagina with your penis, and you put your thumb in her anus, twisting lightly. Similar to how nuclear missiles are launched by twisting two keys simultaneously.

“Yeah bro I totally gave her the nuclear launch codes last night! Sniff my thumb you can check!”

Launch Codes by Stevendeblob March 16, 2025

social cohesion

Starting a punch-on.

"The New South Wales Police were just trying to maintain social cohesion"

social cohesion by batteryacidocean February 12, 2026

It All Comes Down To Dick 

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

It All Comes Down To Dick by Toilette March 30, 2015

Frozen Soap Clones 

Older daytime soap stars who have so much plastic surgery, desperate to cling to appearance of youthfulness to keep their jobs, that their facial expressions are frozen into a strange clone form of their former appearance.

Most of the original cast of the Young & The Restless are now Frozen Soap Clones.

Frozen Soap Clones by KImCobain July 26, 2017

Laughing...but no sound comes out 

When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal

Laughing...but no sound comes out

Laughing...but no sound comes out by CaramelLizard4 June 1, 2018

the number that comes before 70 

this is getting scary...

What is the number that comes before 70?

the number that comes before 70 by Mr. Vivi January 31, 2020