ana claire

A girl that is weird as shit and farts at the physics table and supports abortion and hates our troops. She is very confident in her unibrow and is very hairy. She thinks she is funny and cute but really is a headass and big head.

I think ana claire is the leader if Isis

by hellacake March 29, 2017

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Claire

Claire is an amazing person. She is not only gorgeous but fashionable, smart, funny, unique and most of all kind. Whenever she walks into a room, instantly everyone becomes happy, she is a joy to be around and deserves nothing less than the world. Never break Claire’s trust as it will take a long time to regain again. She has the most beautiful forest green eyes and you could look at them all day. She is a very straight forward person who won’t take any crap. She can see straight through lies as she is a good liar
herself. She is one of the smartest people ever and will always beat you in tests. She is very creative and if she puts her mind to it can create masterpieces. Claire is a goddess, so treat her right. Because in the end she deserves it.

Claire is to die for.

by 🧡🧡🧡 March 24, 2022

samantha claire

Samantha Claire is a sexy mofo who gets all the boys. She has a great figure and a great booty! She's the most gorgeous person with long blonde hair. She is also very trustworthy and the funniest girl ever!!! Anyone is mad not to love a Samantha Claire!!

Boy: Wow look at that booty
Other boy: must be a Samantha Claire

by Arb April 18, 2014

Matt and claire

the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.

Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!

by claireismine! February 19, 2022

claire spaz

the claire spaz consists of a girl fainting at sight of blood from diabetic boy, cosequently getting her head stuck under the cabinet of the black board in her classroom

she then continuously shakes and spazms, frequently pukes and makes a noise resembling...brraaaa, brphmmmm, brrrrruuuuuup etc

she finally breaks free and is directed to the bathroom leaving a trail of puke splodges on the way....which are later covered up with sawdust.

NICE

girl: pah! ewww that girl is having a claire spaz.

boy: i thought she got shot through the window.

boy 2: i thought she was pregnant and fainted.

teacher: everyone go to the cloakroom.

by Shev0802 June 20, 2007

Marie-Claire

1. Describes a small troll like creature, ie. Gollum from The Lord of the Rings.
2. The person with this name will usually have blonde hair and big ears. Monkey like. 3. Couldn't dictate a following from an ass rape...

Those Marie-Claire's hiding their ugly heads under bridges and what not...

by Ruler of Azkabah January 29, 2009