Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrollton Highschool(dirtyville)

A small town highschool in Illinois full of wannabe rappers, drugs, wannabe rednecks with trucks jacked up from daddy's money and Justin boots. It's home to all the sloots and dirty people if Greene County though their neighboring town (Whitehall) has more missing teeth than Sloth from The Goonies.

Most noted people from that town are Rick Hall (actor) and Samuel Coonrod (pitcher for the Giants)

Carrollton highschool(Dirtyville): Noun

Bro let's go to Dirtyville and pick up sloots

by Pegcaptian November 15, 2020

carrotdiming

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.

I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.

by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

Carported

Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.

Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.

by WildBill-54 April 30, 2021

Carroto Cakeu

Some random dude who somehow by some special star alignment married the cutie Uchiii.....

Carroto Cakeu loves Uchiii UwU

by CarrotoCakeu June 21, 2021

Carrara markets

A market in the gold coast that sells some pretty cool stuff.

But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.

Poe: wanna head to Carrara markets with me?
Daryl: CARRARA MARKETS!
Poe: stfu darylin
Daryl: stfu kung fu panda ass

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021