carrotdiming 

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.

I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.

carrotdiming by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021