cellular boredom

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.

Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Im bored

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Apparently i have to also write it in a sentence this is dumb im bored

by Imboredleavemealone December 21, 2019

Femboy-bombed

When you cum to an image that you initially thought was a girl, but was actually a femboy. (To be used primarily by straight men)

"I got femboy-bombed by a buttjob image. RIP, my straightness."

"I always look at the tags on Rule34 before fapping to avoid getting femboy-bombed."

by Nierro May 26, 2021

Bored as fuck

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.

"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."

by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016

boredgasm

A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.

During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.

by annieoakley March 1, 2010

boredom

when ur that...SLEEP!!! or get online!!!

i love sleeping!

by munkee November 12, 2003

barbedos hotspring

When you put your balls in a glass of warm milk, then have a chick blow bubbles into it with a straw, thus reenacting a hotspring.

Chick: Wait a minute, there's no hotsprings in Barbedos, so why is it called a Barbedos hotspring?

Guy: Shut up and blow

by WuTang October 14, 2006