thought like lit

Backstory: Lit was a man who thought he farted but he actually pooped on himself.

Moral of the story: Lit thought wrong.

When you “thought like Lit” it means you thought wrong. You were mistaken.

Person 1: Man, I thought it was Tuesday.” (It’s actually Wednesday)

Person 2: “You thought like Lit” (in other words, you thought wrong).

by Dr Ciri July 26, 2024

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

Mhm I Will Never Be Your Line And Lineage, Parent OFfspring, Or Whatever You Thought With Mhm

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023

thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017

thoughts feelings emotions

The best way to ask for someone’s opinions

1: *details of plan full of hi-jinx and slaying* so thoughts Feelings Emotions
2: yes

by Jeff Twinkles September 20, 2023

thought disrupters

Someone or Something that disrupts one's ability to think clearly.

"Talking bout thought disrupters, how about the overbearing presence of the media here today huh."

"Those Jack hammers are real thought disrupters."

"The flashbacks that I have been getting from past trauma might be responsible for most of my thought disruptions."

"She scolded me before I even knew what I did wrong. A major thought disrupter despite my attempts to think things through."

"The attorney hit me hard and fast, he was a real thought disrupter, causing me to speak before I had the time to really reflect on the truth."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022