A-Status

You have What they call A-Status. Non Like G-Status which is normally used in everyday life when someone is "Pimpin' tha Pen". But A-Status is Given by god to one of the few females that are a Ride-or-die chick. A female that is 'here to stay'.

(Ex.1) Rick James asks, "Damn. Is that a Dime?"
God answers, "No my good Sir. She's one of the few Female companions, that still have A-Status."

(‎Ex.2)A real girlfriend doesn't complain while her boyfriend is on his PS3 She sits there and yells "Omg kill him bby" :)

by xXSukMeDryXx May 12, 2011

bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.

The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.

by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

pimp status

shit thats awsome

that bling is pimp status

by joey March 9, 2004

Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

poopa status

1. Status of da poopa
2. Extremely gayboy
3. Also see; L2D

A lot of homework is extreme poopa status.

by BFL April 21, 2005

ninja status

to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about.

bob: dood i totally want some of that pizza

joe: ninja status!

(bob takes the pizza without anyone noticing)

by JameyB January 15, 2009