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slapper

an english term for a real slut
wow, that girls a proper slapper
by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003
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slappin

playing music that has alot of bass.
that song is slappin yo!
by tiano May 21, 2006
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knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.
Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper
by Joe February 11, 2003
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sloppy slommy eggs

Eggs that are fried a little less better than what they ought to be fried. Frying is normally done by an ungrateful whore of a wife and are typically found in Boone County, WV.

Slommy eggs have been known to be the cause of domestic violence.
"And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck, I said if you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em. I'm tried of eatin sloppy slommy eggs" -- Jesco White
by therealnigerwoods June 21, 2011
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sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
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Slappable

The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.
"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."
by Boota Lover February 7, 2013
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sloppy floppers

Larger breasts that have lost almost all perkiness.
Did you see that chick? Her sloppy floppers were almost coming out the bottom of her shirt!
by OhMyGlob March 27, 2017
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