scmopus

i am lying sac of shit

scmopus, i did not eat the cake

by sammy November 16, 2004

salopuebed

someone who has combed theyre puebic hair

some retarded kid told me he had salopuebs

by Jeff, luke, nate April 5, 2005

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.

Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.

by CCurtis January 31, 2008

scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'

person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"

by potential April 28, 2008

schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

by Jpt100 October 13, 2008

Scoop

meaning,scrotum poop

wipe your face,you got a little scoop on your lips

by Chris M.F. October 18, 2008