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something all people reading this wish they could be doing ;)
if you read the following, you're a pervert, but who's the one writing this, anyway?
Gwen(his love interest) and Suzanne(Gwen's best friend) left. He hadn't scored with Gwen yet, and was feeling a bit lonely. They started the count down,
3... "I can't wait any longer!" Gwen shouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and french kissing.
First, Dave pulled Gwen's dress off, leaving only her bra and lacy thongs, then she started kissing him again, then he removed her bra, His jaw dropped, her boobs were as big as two watermelon halves. Gwen unbuttoned his shirt, kissing him with every button she unhooked while he rubbed her breasts. then his pants, leaving only boxers, before she could remove them, he grabbed her waist, and sucked her boobs, licked her nipples, and massaged them. Before he could rip her thong, Suzanne looked at them like can I join? Dave responded by ripping off her bra and gasping, her breasts were larger then Gwen's 37cup. He grabbed her and they started making out, Gwen, feeling left out, exclaimed "Can we get to the actual sex now?!?" and threw Dave a couple condoms. Suzanne gave Dave a blowjob, Gwen played with Suzanne's pussy, and Dave licked her's. Then he began to fuck Gwen, while She licked Suzanne. "HARDER! THAT BARELY TICKLES!" Gwen demanded, moving her mouth from Suzanne's vaginato Dave's mouth.
"OOOH, THERE WE G-"
Sex by slysillycat January 2, 2011
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sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
sex is like pizza when its good its good but when its bad its still good
sex by sexy-man January 13, 2009
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1 - the word that determines if you are a boy or girl

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William: My turtles what?

Yasmine: Your turtles gender

William: Oh, girl turtle.
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Well boys and girls: When a mommy and daddy love each other ALOT they decide to make a baby. Then they pick up the phone and call the stork. The delivery takes 9 months and the package is bundle of joy.
Your mother and I like to have sex ALOT.
Always have protected sex.
Sex by Roses are'nt Red December 15, 2008
Something that you blurt out when you have had one too many martinis.
Harry: "And I fell down face forward."

Sally: "Well that sex, I mean sucks."
Sex by msbrightside April 18, 2010
Debbie is very athletic. She takes part in sex, as a domestic sport
Sex by Jobub November 21, 2011
SEX IS GREAT
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