by Krishna Montazem August 22, 2006
Get the ridicular mug.Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib - West Coast Customs - strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).
For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:
* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -
* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -
* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -
* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -
* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).
For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:
* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -
* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -
* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -
* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -
* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
by Grounder August 2, 2009
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when you used to roll up and down crenshaw blvd, where you can see the most flippin lo-lo's and fancy cars passing by
if you dwell in compton, watts and especially south central areas, you like to roll your shit down the 'shaw, never stop flossn and flexn, uz a shaw rider just like any teen here who owns a ride
by Swoopa March 4, 2009
Get the shaw rider mug.V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.
by snarkette April 23, 2003
Get the ride the short bus mug.1) A piece of shit who can't write his own music. Specializes in ripping off songs that are actually good and modifying their choruses in the most hideous ways possible, then overlaying them with his shit-ass rhymes.
2) When you accidentally type a space between the O and the R in "Florida" and are overwhelmed with "Oh, shit" when you realize you've just referenced a shitty faux-musician.
2) When you accidentally type a space between the O and the R in "Florida" and are overwhelmed with "Oh, shit" when you realize you've just referenced a shitty faux-musician.
1)
Person 1: "You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down"
Person 2: Fuck you, you tool. It's "you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round." Jesus fuckin' H. Christ.
Further examples of musical theft: "Blue" - Eiffel 65 = "Sugar" - Flo Rida
2)
Person 1: Where are you going for vacation?
Person 2: Flo rida
Person 2: Shit
Person 2: Sorry man, hit the space bar. FML.
Person 1: "You spin my head right round, right round, when you go down, when you go down"
Person 2: Fuck you, you tool. It's "you spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round." Jesus fuckin' H. Christ.
Further examples of musical theft: "Blue" - Eiffel 65 = "Sugar" - Flo Rida
2)
Person 1: Where are you going for vacation?
Person 2: Flo rida
Person 2: Shit
Person 2: Sorry man, hit the space bar. FML.
by Flo Rida is a piece of crap May 13, 2009
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I love to ride that slut
I love to ride that slut
by the neighbourhood bicycle May 6, 2017
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