Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib - West Coast Customs - strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).
For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:
* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -
* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -
* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -
* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -
* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends).
For example, say the victim loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Just some of the many hilariously useless accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:
* A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage -
* A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura
Legend -
* A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus -
* A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner -
* A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer -
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
Pimp My Ride is a TV show.
by Grounder August 03, 2009