poon tang

vagina: pussy, cooter, twat, sex

Yo baby...I gots to have me some of that HOT poon tang!

Dang! Poon Tang!

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Freddie Mercury Poisoning

A slang term for AIDS. Also a word play of Freddie Mercury's name, who tragically died of AIDS.

He looks very sick, it could be Freddie Mercury Poisoning

by Beric March 8, 2014

poona

A very bad smelling vagina.
Some say it has a fish smell.

"Damn, yo shit is poona, U need to wash that stuff!"

by shoVel July 26, 2003

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.

Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.

by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009

Poison the Well

Best hardcore band ever. Not a screamo, emo, punk, pop-punk, indie, ska, hard rock, or metal band. Real hardcore. Since they are so great, this word can be used as an adjective to describe anything that is that awesome.

That chick is so poisonthewell, I need to get a piece of that right now.

by Cam April 26, 2004