poison apple

A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.
Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 16, 2009
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bchork!

onomatopoeic word to describe the sound of milk or some other beverage coming out your nose from attempting not to laugh.
Vagrant: Sir, could you spare a quarter?
Citizen with latte: Sorry, I don't have any cash. (sips drink)
Vagrant: So you want to do a debit?
Citizen: Bchork!
Vagrant: Are you okay? I can call an ambulance if you've got a quarter.
Citizen: Bchork!
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 20, 2009
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