Poatan

"Chama" 🗿

In Brazilian Culture Poatan means "Stone Hands" or "Hands made of stone"

Nickname of popular former kickboxing world champion and current UFC Light Heavyweight Champion "Alex Pereira."

"Poatan has knocked out Jamahal Hill!!"
"Alex 'Poatan' Pereira stop Jiri Prochazka in round 2!"

by chama.mp4 December 14, 2023

poatard

An Alex Pereira fan who does nothing but dickride him, more often than not a casual fan

Poatard: bro, Pereira's would beat Jon Jones, chama!
Normal fan: you're the biggest poatard I've met

by Xqacad April 24, 2024

Peptard

A chronically online gym/crypto-adjacent male who is irrationally obsessed with peptides, convinced they are the solution to everything—from gains to heartbreak to financial loss. Typically exhibits delusional confidence, questionable decision-making, and an inability to shut up about “optimizing”.

Bro got rugged for 80% of his portfolio and immediately ordered more peptides… he’s a full-blown peptard.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

Peptardmaxxing

The act of fully committing to the peptard lifestyle—stacking random peptides, chasing peak optimization, ignoring consequences, and believing you’re one injection away from becoming a god.

He hasn’t slept, sold his car for SOL, and just added three new compounds to his stack… he’s peptardmaxxing at an elite level.

by crypt0es March 17, 2026

poota

potato spelled backwards (according to genimi)
singular: oot

Person 1: What is potato spelled backwards????
Person 73,894: Otatop, fyi.
Person 73,978: Actually, it's "Poota."
Person d/dx: How did you get that...
Person : Genimi, of course.
Genimi: potato spelled bacwards is (p)oot(a).

by 57r1ppers October 26, 2025

Scoota Poota Pita

to ponder, or think of a situation; meant to be said rapidly

person1:hey what does that look like to you?
Person2: hmmmm Scoota Poota Pita!!!

by ujohn1, mhaynes8 April 25, 2011

wee pofta

Wee Pofta means You small pisshead

Aye Kyle You're A Wee Pofta

by Jack Tague The C February 19, 2017