Popta 

1.A plump, long nippled, no armed eskimo who skinny dips in chocolate pumpkin pie particuluarly around winter time, and shits themselves profusely amongst a pile of cone wearing, pajama topped gimpy pirate geese and nomadic flatuluent rice crispy retards. Usually belonging to the Meekanomaddafoyomamma tribe of western easter Bumblequeef New Mexico.
2. A mispronounced version of the word poptart, used in substitution of the real word when so hungry that the brain cells lack the ability to function properly.
3. An exclamation used in a state close to that of terrets.
4. The word used for a big Irish kid used by the lover of the same descent.

1. Look at that Popta, his nipples are so long it makes me scream.
2. Popta!
3. Popta!!

Popta by mothra meatwad August 14, 2007

ms popa 

Someone who thinks peter griffin is inappropriate to a 7th grade English class. Not only is she wrong about poor peter griffin , but everything she says is wrong from the holocaust being fake to the fact she doesn't think we evolved from le monkey. In a nutshell, shut up you fucking BOOMER.

The history teacher ms popa is such a boomer dude. @idotsticc was here :)

ms popa by EpicGamer6969420 October 17, 2019

President Poptart 

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

President Poptart by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Pootana 

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poetay 

A many use word used to describe someone or something negatively; also means poop.

john you are such a poetay; I need to take a poetay.

Poetay by Hallie Carter October-31-2019 November 1, 2019

Poltard

Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).

Damn this board is full of poltards.

Poltard by Tranny420 December 3, 2020