double-poster

Someone who comments twice in a row in a thread, in a social networking or forum environment.

Jill (commenting on Jim's status): OMG, you really did that this weekend?
Jill (commenting again before anyone else has commented): Pardon me for being a double-poster, but I so need to go there!

Janet (commenting on a forum thread): Guys are such dicks.
Janet (commenting again when no one else has posted in between): Did I mention we just broke up? Sorry to be a double-poster
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Jane (on Jill's status update): I can't stand Jack, he's so self-obsessed...and such a double-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Ms. Porter

Big fat-ass who thinks she rules the world

Age: Old AF

Personality: BIIIIITCH

Ms. Porter in a normal classroom enviorment!
KId: Hi !
Porter: Hey! imma rape you!
Kid: Fuck.

by Ms. Bakkkkkker May 8, 2018

Pooter

Another slang term used by people living in New York to describe the buttocks of a female

Yeah bro, i just slammed that bitch in her pooter rofl

by Roflirl June 22, 2007

Pooter

The sweetest little gerbil you will ever meet!

"My Pooter is so cute when he eats apples!"

by gerbilburble April 19, 2009

Posterized

Overpowering somebody in the lower basketball post.

This guy just got posterized

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

pooternose

An insult that is worse than poohead, but not quite as demeaning as sissy lala

You are always making fun of my, pooternose!

by Kayla Lynn December 3, 2007

pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

by C.M.S. April 28, 2005