Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.

A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.

by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008

Pandabear

doing something cool in the eyes of kids from CCDS

Wow...you are so cool...pandabear

by historix January 22, 2005

panda express

Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts.

"I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck"

by Joy May 13, 2005

Pandamonium

The act of being sodomized at work on your lunch break, in front of a large group of co-workers, by a bundt cake pan, then using the unwashed pan to bake a cake and serve it to others.

Oh man, last week at work was pandamonium!!

by c.h.r.i.s. July 12, 2006

panda-pop

Bottled piss with about 2 gallons of paint added to every 25mls of "drink", plus about a vat full of sugar and several additives to make something like alternative liquid hash for kids.

See shit, piss.

Bring the crap out of our school canteens you f*ckheads!!!!

by Drakavie February 28, 2005

Manda Panda

1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.

Did you see that Manda Panda over there? She's a communist, because democracy is so 1776.

by charlesalicious August 8, 2009

panda

Vicious eye ripping out freak that masquerades as a fun loving black and white bundle of love

Aaaah the flippin' panda just ripped out ma good glass eye

by Antwan April 22, 2005