beta provider

A foolish male who works long and hard to financially support a woman who, ultimately, does not love nor respect him and is not sexually attracted to him.

Ned was a idiot for being a beta provider for Becky and for thinking a woman like her ever loved him. She cheated on him and now he's stuck paying alimony, while she rides the alpha cock carousel.

by Chesc December 9, 2013

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

The greatest chess player to have ever lived. His chess knowledge is said to be beyond god's power.

Dude, that's GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh we're talking about, you should be afraid.

by userhandlegoeshere May 24, 2021

premature exfoliation

The tendency of certain trees to display autumn colors in August.

Amy was depressed when the oak exhibited premature exfoliation in the middle of August.

by triggerboston August 13, 2012

precure

A anime with magical girls who are called precure or pretty cure.

The show consists of all stars movies, with fucking everyone.

Or a general series.

I watch precure.

by Sakura Sparkling November 30, 2018

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Prohetero

A less harsh term for homophobic. homophobia isn’t a fear, it’s more of a disgust or a side of politics going against lgbtq++

1: Ur homophobic?
2: yeah but I prefer the term prohetero.
1: Why not call it normal?
2: meh, normal is less specific.

by MeatPump3000 January 5, 2022

Mr Producer

(verb): To 'Mr Producer' something is to harness all your chi into one singular point in the time-space continuum and organise the tabs in the emergency meeting

Andrew 'Mr Producer'd' that emergency meeting with his aikido

by MrAffluential June 14, 2023