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Anti Mormon Defense Wall 

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

Overnight Mormon 

When you and the girl both fall asleep while your penis is still inside of her.

See also:
Soaking
"We were both hammered, we had sex and then idk man we just fell asleep and I woke up still inside of her. I'm an overnight mormon!"

Fat Mormon 

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤
Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot
Fat Mormon by thatsepic January 9, 2025

Chinese Mormon

a term used to describe someone of oriental dissent dressed in formal attire
Kids, look at all of the Chinese Mormons over there!

chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor
Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

The Mormon Blast 

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.
“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”