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Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

by thatsepic October 28, 2025

Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025