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Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025

Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

by thatsepic October 28, 2025