Definitions by thatsepic

Tristaned

To be betrayed or played so hard your only option is to retreat home and indulge in extreme self care — Repeatedly (2-3 Times)

“After that disaster of a date with Jane, dude was Tristaned fr”

Tristaned by thatsepic October 28, 2025

Fat Mormon 

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

Fat Mormon by thatsepic January 9, 2025